the blade

By OlongapoCity Zambales -
ed: corni ba?
Joke lang po: meant no offense to gabrielas
Principal: pangbili mo ng blade - masyado makapal na . . ahit ka muna
lady teacher: e bakit limang piso lang sir
Principal: upon seing d female teacher on top of tree ---> bumaba ka nga dyan at etong limang piso
lady teacher: aba nagbibigay ng pera si sir pangbili ng panty --- akyak din ako tree ng walang panty . .
Principal: (upon seing a little girl climbing a tree -> bumaba ka nga dyan ine! at eto P100 bumili ka ng panty!!! kita yang ano mo!!
WARNING: PARENTAL GUIDANCE!!!
Setting: at playground of small school in rural area
ed: Xena - sori d ko nasagot agad querry nyo about blade - actually its a joke -- it goes like this . . .

Rae: Meron ata sa Norway na lalaking nag-accused ng girl na nangrape sa kanya. the first ever sa mundo!
Rae: Sana may mga bakla o amazona na magkalakas loob na mang-rape sa mga GIs. Para maiba naman ang news. Posible ata may ma-rape na lalaki, e.
Rae: Pantasya mo palang ma-rape. Hehe!
Rae: Punta kang gay bar.
TheEdge: Kelan kaya darating ang panahon na lalake naman ang ma rarape hay buhay!

TheEdge: Para mag laslas ka kaya blade ang ibibigay LoL
Xena : Bakit naman? Pormal naman akong humihingi, a? Hihi!
NIA: DI KU GETS ED?
edpiano: Xena baka blade ibigay sa iyo!!! he he he
Xena: Puede din ba ako hingi ng school supplies kay Mayor Gordon? Hehehe!

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